A blonde's year?!
Question: A blonde's year!?
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!. Helllloooo!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!. bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!. box said "2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.wrong instructions!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!. car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September
The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October
Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days !.!. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
couldn't call 911!.!.!. "duh"!.!.!.there's no 11!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!. Helllloooo!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!. bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!. box said "2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.wrong instructions!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!. car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September
The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October
Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days !.!. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
couldn't call 911!.!.!. "duh"!.!.!.there's no 11!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahhaa!.!.!.!.
that jigsaw one is awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that jigsaw one is awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.
typical blonde(like myslef) ;]
thats great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
typical blonde(like myslef) ;]
thats great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha, as mean as it is to blondes, this is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha!.!.!.I love blonde jokes-good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahhaahahhaa!!LOL!:):)Www@Enter-QA@Com
what!? and if this is a joke i really don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! dumb blonde :p and the first one to answer didn't get this!. OMG!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!! Loved March!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
five stars it was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
blonde at their potontial ~~!!!!lolzzz
u love blonde jokes~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u love blonde jokes~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com