Okay, so I need rhymes, jokes, short stories, anything under 100 words that are !
Question: Okay, so I need rhymes, jokes, short stories, anything under 100 words that are catchy, funny, or interesting!.
Come on, I know you know of some jokes or catchy sayings you can share with me!. It's for this project I'm doing for a lit!. class!. Thanks! I'll pick the best answer, but anything will be appreciated!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My friend told me this one:
There once was a lady named Samantha who lived on the fourth story of an apartment building!. The man who lived on the first floor was a scientist!. The man who lived on the second floor was very poor!. And the man who lived on the third floor was blind!.
One day Samantha was taking a shower when someone knocked on the door!. She went to the door and peeked through the hole to see who it was!. It was the scientist from the first floor!. So she got her towel and opened the door!. The scientist said, "Guess what! Guess what!" "What!?" said Samantha!. "I discovered the cure for cancer!" "Wow!" said Samantha!. She shut the door and went back into the shower!.
After a while she heard a knock on the door!. She went to the door and peeked through the hole to see who it was!. It was the poor man from the second floor!. So Samantha got her towel and opened the door!. The poor man said, "Guess what! Guess What!" "What!?" said Samantha!. "I found a million dollars!" "Wow!" she said, and shut the door!. She went back to the shower!.
Then she heard another knock on the door!. She went to the door and peeked through the hole to see who it was!. It was the blind man!. She didn't bother getting her towel because the man couldn't see her anyway!. So she just opened the door!. The blind man said, "Guess what! Guess what!" "What!?" said Samantha!. "I can see!"
Sorry, it's kind of long, 257 words, but it's funny at least right!?
Here's a blonde joke that my uncle told me (108 words, but you can probably shorten it):
There once was a blonde driving in her car!. Then a police officer caught her speeding!. The police officer was also a blonde!. The blonde police officer asked the blonde driver for her driver's license!. "What's a driver's license!?" asked the blonde driver!. The blonde police officer said, "Well a driver's license is something square with a picture of you on it!." So the blonde driver looked for something in her purse and she took out a small mirror!. She gave it to the blonde police officer!. The blonde police officer took a look at it and said, "Oh, I didn't know you were a police officer too!"
haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
There once was a lady named Samantha who lived on the fourth story of an apartment building!. The man who lived on the first floor was a scientist!. The man who lived on the second floor was very poor!. And the man who lived on the third floor was blind!.
One day Samantha was taking a shower when someone knocked on the door!. She went to the door and peeked through the hole to see who it was!. It was the scientist from the first floor!. So she got her towel and opened the door!. The scientist said, "Guess what! Guess what!" "What!?" said Samantha!. "I discovered the cure for cancer!" "Wow!" said Samantha!. She shut the door and went back into the shower!.
After a while she heard a knock on the door!. She went to the door and peeked through the hole to see who it was!. It was the poor man from the second floor!. So Samantha got her towel and opened the door!. The poor man said, "Guess what! Guess What!" "What!?" said Samantha!. "I found a million dollars!" "Wow!" she said, and shut the door!. She went back to the shower!.
Then she heard another knock on the door!. She went to the door and peeked through the hole to see who it was!. It was the blind man!. She didn't bother getting her towel because the man couldn't see her anyway!. So she just opened the door!. The blind man said, "Guess what! Guess what!" "What!?" said Samantha!. "I can see!"
Sorry, it's kind of long, 257 words, but it's funny at least right!?
Here's a blonde joke that my uncle told me (108 words, but you can probably shorten it):
There once was a blonde driving in her car!. Then a police officer caught her speeding!. The police officer was also a blonde!. The blonde police officer asked the blonde driver for her driver's license!. "What's a driver's license!?" asked the blonde driver!. The blonde police officer said, "Well a driver's license is something square with a picture of you on it!." So the blonde driver looked for something in her purse and she took out a small mirror!. She gave it to the blonde police officer!. The blonde police officer took a look at it and said, "Oh, I didn't know you were a police officer too!"
haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bridge too far
there is a low bridge just outside your town!. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass!. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the bridge!. This is the only road he can use to get to his destination!. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way!?!?
Let enough air out of the tyres to lower the truck
Bobby's World
You're in a place called "Bobby's world" and there is only on law!.
There is a mirror, but no reflection!.
There is pizza with cheese, but no sausage!.
There is pepper, but no salt!.
There is a door, yet no entrance or exit!.
What is the law in Bobby's world!?
Everything in Bobby's world must contain double letters in each wordWww@Enter-QA@Com
there is a low bridge just outside your town!. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass!. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the bridge!. This is the only road he can use to get to his destination!. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way!?!?
Let enough air out of the tyres to lower the truck
Bobby's World
You're in a place called "Bobby's world" and there is only on law!.
There is a mirror, but no reflection!.
There is pizza with cheese, but no sausage!.
There is pepper, but no salt!.
There is a door, yet no entrance or exit!.
What is the law in Bobby's world!?
Everything in Bobby's world must contain double letters in each wordWww@Enter-QA@Com
This probably isn't that funny but i found it in a book lying around the house!.
What do you give to hurt lemons!? Lemonaid!. &
What do you call a light meal!? A torch and a candle!.
i know they are lame!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you give to hurt lemons!? Lemonaid!. &
What do you call a light meal!? A torch and a candle!.
i know they are lame!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
This one is funny to me only, but who knows :)
Here goes:
"Why did the helicopter fall!? Because the pilot was a tomato!"
lmao :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here goes:
"Why did the helicopter fall!? Because the pilot was a tomato!"
lmao :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do yoiu called a dog with out any legs : answer I dont know the point of calling it because it's not going to come to youWww@Enter-QA@Com
sO A BLONDE WAS DRIVING, AND GOT PULLED OVER!. tHE OFFICER ASKED TO SEE HER
LICENSE, AND THE BLONDE GOES, "GOSH! I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND! JUST YESTERDAY, YOU TOOK IT AWAY!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LICENSE, AND THE BLONDE GOES, "GOSH! I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND! JUST YESTERDAY, YOU TOOK IT AWAY!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Today's secret word is sex!. Find out how many people will give you today's secret word!.Www@Enter-QA@Com