Is she a cutie?!


Question: Is she a cutie!?
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight!. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan!?" he asked!.

"No, Father!. Just a little gas!." sister Susan explained!. A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight!.

"Gaining some weight are we sister Susan!?" he asked again!. "Oh no, father!. Just a little gas!."

She replied again!. A couple of months later the priest noticed sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent!.

He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
That was great, I love good clean jokes!.!.!.But I love dirty ones too!!!lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Lmfao now that made me laughhhWww@Enter-QA@Com

quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was so chessy, but i cant stop laughing :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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hehe good one!.!.i like it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Loooooollllllll!
There were two nuns!.!.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) !.

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent!.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes!? I wonder what he wants!.

SL: It's logical!. He wants to rape us!.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do!?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster!.

SM: It's not working!.

SL: Of course it's not working!. The man did the only
logical thing!. He started to walk faster, too!.

SM: So, what shall we do!? At this rate he will reach us in one minute!.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split!. You go that way and I'll go this way!. He cannot follow us both!.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical!.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical!.

Then Sister Logical arrives!.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened!. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then!?

SL: The only logical thing happened!. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could!.

SM: And!?

SL : The only logical thing happened!. He reached me!.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do!?

SL : The only logical thing to do!. I lifted my dress up!.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do!?

SL: The only logical thing to do!. He pulled down his pants!.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then!?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister!? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down!.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty!.!.!. Bet you're disappointed!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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