No your regular Genie joke.....?!

Todd and his neighbor weren't getting together very well, so Todd decides to move!. He is rooting through his junk in the attic when he spots something gleaming in the corner!. He picks it up and quickly discovers it is a magic lamp!. He rubs it and up pops a genie, the genie says "I will grant you three wishes, but everything you wish for your neighbor will get double of!." Todd says, "I want 100 hoes in my backyard!." The genie grants his wish, but gives his neighbor 200 hoes!. Then Todd says, " My second wish is!.!.!.I wish I had 1 million dollars!." The genie grants his wish again but giving his neighbor 2 million dollars!. The genie says, "So what will your third wish be!?" Todd thinks a moment and says, "I wish to lose a testicle!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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