Do you like these jokes?!
Question: Do you like these jokes!?
The Little Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude!. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading!. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister!?"
"A bird," the guy replied!. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep!.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain!. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know!. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here!."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow!?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him!? Nothing!. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!."
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Lorraine
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine!. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot!.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there!. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous!.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too!. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine!.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl!. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it!.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river!. The current carried her off and she drowned!.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing!.!.!." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude!. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading!. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister!?"
"A bird," the guy replied!. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep!.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain!. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know!. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here!."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow!?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him!? Nothing!. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!."
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Lorraine
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine!. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot!.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there!. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous!.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too!. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine!.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl!. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it!.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river!. The current carried her off and she drowned!.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing!.!.!." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!the second one is HILARIOUSSS!!!!!!!!
ill be laughing all day!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ill be laughing all day!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think the first one is disgusting when you look at what it for what it really is!. a man getting off in his sleep when a young girl touched him!. it is just wrong!.
however the second one is rather funny =] i liked it!.
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however the second one is rather funny =] i liked it!.
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i had a wa nk over my ex girlfreind last night i no its wrong but i still had the spare key and she,s a hevy sleeper lol hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahahahaha lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are hilarious! especially the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Yes they are funny! :D
Good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha they were both kinda dirty and sick!.
but still funny!.
you sure lorraine wasnt pushed in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but still funny!.
you sure lorraine wasnt pushed in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the first one
Theyre both pretty tastless
But the 2nd one is just plain lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
Theyre both pretty tastless
But the 2nd one is just plain lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
yea they are good jokes but kinda old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard them both, but I like the first one better, lol!.
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Lame x 2Www@Enter-QA@Com