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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my
wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or
else!.!.!. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task!. I
withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank!. I then withdrew the
cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception
of one glass, which I drank!. I then withdrew the cork from the third
bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank!. I pulled the
cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the
glass, which I drank!. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and
drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass!. I pulled the
sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle!. Then I
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour!.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted
the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were
twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I
had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank!. I'm not under the
affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am!. I'm not half as thunk as
you might drink!. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the
drunker I stand here, the longer I get!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or
else!.!.!. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task!. I
withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank!. I then withdrew the
cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception
of one glass, which I drank!. I then withdrew the cork from the third
bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank!. I pulled the
cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the
glass, which I drank!. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and
drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass!. I pulled the
sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle!. Then I
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour!.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted
the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were
twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I
had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank!. I'm not under the
affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am!. I'm not half as thunk as
you might drink!. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the
drunker I stand here, the longer I get!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
he ha ~~!!!! u know i am in the same situation ~~!!!!
every day when i went to this bar i order 3 shots at once and drank the all alone~~!!the bartender got curious and one he asked me why i do like that ~~!!
i said
we are all 3 friend when ever we drink, we drink together we continued until we finish our college~~!!!
we were so proud of our unity so on our last do we were drinking together we have decided that whenever we drink alone or with others we take 3 glasses and take 3 shots one in my name and the other 2 in my friend~~!!
i follow this always and one day i want to bar as usual and the bartender know my habit so he gave me 3 shots i said seriously not 3 only 2 shot~~~!!
bartender said he felt sorry for my friend ~~!!!! i asked why
he said i could understand that i have ordered 2 instead of 3
shot~~!!!!
i couldn't stop my self from laughing, then i said i just quite drinking ~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
every day when i went to this bar i order 3 shots at once and drank the all alone~~!!the bartender got curious and one he asked me why i do like that ~~!!
i said
we are all 3 friend when ever we drink, we drink together we continued until we finish our college~~!!!
we were so proud of our unity so on our last do we were drinking together we have decided that whenever we drink alone or with others we take 3 glasses and take 3 shots one in my name and the other 2 in my friend~~!!
i follow this always and one day i want to bar as usual and the bartender know my habit so he gave me 3 shots i said seriously not 3 only 2 shot~~~!!
bartender said he felt sorry for my friend ~~!!!! i asked why
he said i could understand that i have ordered 2 instead of 3
shot~~!!!!
i couldn't stop my self from laughing, then i said i just quite drinking ~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha ha!!! nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is sooooooooooooo funny and i totally get it
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