What is the best crab joke?!
Question: What is the best crab joke!?
crab bless you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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the crab eat bananaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach!.
The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone!.
Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream!. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too!.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone!?
"Well", he said!. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too!."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone!.
Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream!. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too!.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone!?
"Well", he said!. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too!."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i lobster and a crab wanted 2 marry!.
the lobster's father said no, as crabs couldnt walk straight!.
so d crab practices a lot n finally is able 2 walk straight!.
so, when he(crab) goes 2 meet d lobster's father, the father says - "how can u marry such a guy!. such an important occasion and he's drunk!."
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
the lobster's father said no, as crabs couldnt walk straight!.
so d crab practices a lot n finally is able 2 walk straight!.
so, when he(crab) goes 2 meet d lobster's father, the father says - "how can u marry such a guy!. such an important occasion and he's drunk!."
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
why wouldn't the crab share his toys!?
bc he was shellfish!
ya i know it's cornyWww@Enter-QA@Com
bc he was shellfish!
ya i know it's cornyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Man in restaurant asked "do you serve crabs here!?"
waitress say's " we serve anyone"!.!.!.
I know!.!.!.!.I know!.!.!.!.it's sick!.!.!.!.I had a bad childhood and I need to take my pill now!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
waitress say's " we serve anyone"!.!.!.
I know!.!.!.!.I know!.!.!.!.it's sick!.!.!.!.I had a bad childhood and I need to take my pill now!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com