Things that make you say "Hmmmmmm..." ?!
Question: Things that make you say "Hmmmmmm!.!.!." !?
Do you have any funny questions to ponder!? You know!.!.!.things that make you wonder or say Hmmmm!? Funniest one wins the best answer and the 10 points!. I will start it off with the first example!.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink!? :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink!? :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why is it that "Slim chance" and "Fat chance" means exactly the same thing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
My ponderous question is:
Hmmmmmmm !. !. !. !. !. should I eat the whole entire Babe Ruth candy bar now ~ or save 1/2 for my next binge in 20 minutes!?! (funny!?~)
You'll know when you run out of invisible ink when your checks start bouncing !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmmmmmm !. !. !. !. !. should I eat the whole entire Babe Ruth candy bar now ~ or save 1/2 for my next binge in 20 minutes!?! (funny!?~)
You'll know when you run out of invisible ink when your checks start bouncing !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I answered a really strange question about how to draw a picture for iambic parameter and I came up with five feet (you need to read the article on iambic parameter to get it)!. So weird !. !. !. !. but it was the person's assignment, so it wasn't her fault!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways!?
-Why is it that when we transport something on a ship it's called "cargo" and when we transport something in a car, it's called "shipment"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Why is it that when we transport something on a ship it's called "cargo" and when we transport something in a car, it's called "shipment"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
if anything is possible isn't it possible that nothing is possible!.
why is there a light in the refrigerator and not the freezer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why is there a light in the refrigerator and not the freezer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why is it that no matter how many times you try to vacuum that little piece of string, it doesn't get sucked into the vacuum, we pick it up examine it and give our vacuum one more chance!.
p!.s!. idk how to spell vacuum lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!. idk how to spell vacuum lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
why do people say wats up when obviously the sky is the only thing up!.!.!.wait thats not funny hahahahaha wait why am i laughing!.!.!.how did i get in this box!.!.!.!.!.bam,bam,bam!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!! this message will self destruct 10 seconds after u are done reading it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
is it really good if your vacum cleaner really sucks!?-
why doesnt a hair dryer ever run out of hot air!?-
these are actually called retorical questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why doesnt a hair dryer ever run out of hot air!?-
these are actually called retorical questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
geez what sicko looked at a cow and said "im gonna squeeze those dangly things and let what comes out spoil for a year!! AND THEN IM GONNA EAT IT!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres one for you!.!.
If hot air rises, then why is it cold on top of a mountain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If hot air rises, then why is it cold on top of a mountain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jumbo Shrimp!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why is it that our noses run while our feet smell!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back!.
3 - Half the people you know are below average!.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name!.
5 - 82!.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot!.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good!.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory!.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain!.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand!.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend,!.!.!.but she left me before we met!.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark!?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink!?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm!.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy!.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now!.
19 - I intend to live forever!.!.!.!.!.!.so far, so good!.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends!?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice!?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name!?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking!.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it!.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread!.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research!.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard!.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it!.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film!.
34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back!.
3 - Half the people you know are below average!.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name!.
5 - 82!.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot!.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good!.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory!.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain!.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand!.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend,!.!.!.but she left me before we met!.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark!?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink!?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm!.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy!.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now!.
19 - I intend to live forever!.!.!.!.!.!.so far, so good!.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends!?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice!?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name!?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking!.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it!.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread!.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research!.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard!.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it!.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film!.
34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
why aren't you funny !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. hmmmm!?Www@Enter-QA@Com