Last few for the night?!
Question: Last few for the night!?
3 men & a woman sitting at a bar talking about their professions!.
1st man says "I'm a Y!.U!.P!.PI!.E!., you know!.!.!.!.Young Urban Professional Peaceful Intelligent Ecologist!.
2nd man says "I'm a D!.I!.N!.K!., you know!.!.!.!.!.Double Income,No Kids!.
3rd guy says " I'm a R!.U!.B!., you know!.!.!.!.!.Rich Urban Biker"
They all turn to the woman and ask her "What are you!?"
She replies "I'm a W!.I!.F!.E!., you know !.!.!.!.!.Wash,Iron,Fu*k, Etc
A girl asks her mum "Whats a penus!?" She says its the most beautiful part of a man!. So the girl asks "whats a prik"
Mum says "Thats the rest of him" !
Midwife says to Paddy " your wife has given birth to triplets"
Paddy replies "I'm not surprised, my co*k is as big as a chimney"
Midwife says " well you'd better get it swept then, because they're all black"
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1st man says "I'm a Y!.U!.P!.PI!.E!., you know!.!.!.!.Young Urban Professional Peaceful Intelligent Ecologist!.
2nd man says "I'm a D!.I!.N!.K!., you know!.!.!.!.!.Double Income,No Kids!.
3rd guy says " I'm a R!.U!.B!., you know!.!.!.!.!.Rich Urban Biker"
They all turn to the woman and ask her "What are you!?"
She replies "I'm a W!.I!.F!.E!., you know !.!.!.!.!.Wash,Iron,Fu*k, Etc
A girl asks her mum "Whats a penus!?" She says its the most beautiful part of a man!. So the girl asks "whats a prik"
Mum says "Thats the rest of him" !
Midwife says to Paddy " your wife has given birth to triplets"
Paddy replies "I'm not surprised, my co*k is as big as a chimney"
Midwife says " well you'd better get it swept then, because they're all black"
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Answers:
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lmfao, esp at the last one!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um, They Were Okay!. I Liked THe First One THe Best!.
xoxox!.
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xoxox!.
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