Which way would you choose - joke?!
Question: Which way would you choose - joke!?
Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips !.
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake!. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!.
Delia 's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes!.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year!.
Delia 's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake!.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes!. They even do decorated versions!.
Delia 's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice!.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!."
Delia 's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever!. Who eats it!?
Delia 's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead!. The throbbing will go away!.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka!. Drink the vodka!. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t!?
Delia 's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves!. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy!.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man!?
Finally the most important tip
Delia 's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine!?!?!?!? Helllloooo !?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips !.
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake!. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!.
Delia 's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes!.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year!.
Delia 's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake!.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes!. They even do decorated versions!.
Delia 's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice!.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!."
Delia 's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever!. Who eats it!?
Delia 's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead!. The throbbing will go away!.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka!. Drink the vodka!. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t!?
Delia 's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves!. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy!.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man!?
Finally the most important tip
Delia 's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine!?!?!?!? Helllloooo !?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol, i love the vodka one and the wine one! cracked me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a Real Woman lol, except for the bit about the potatoes - I wouldn't put an apple in the bag, but I wouldn't buy Smash either cos it's rotten lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
delia sounds like a country-cow-milking-countryside-woman
d real woman sounds like a u-married-me-u-work-4-me-city-woman
i'm more of a don't-care-where-d-drippin-ice cream-goes-girlWww@Enter-QA@Com
d real woman sounds like a u-married-me-u-work-4-me-city-woman
i'm more of a don't-care-where-d-drippin-ice cream-goes-girlWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would do it the real womans way lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
who is this delia person, she 2 productive than i eveer care 2 bWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhuhWww@Enter-QA@Com
THE REAL WOMANS WAY ALL THE WAY LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!
I'm with you on the leftover wine one !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Unless it's a new make of wine I never heard of it! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm with you on the leftover wine one !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Unless it's a new make of wine I never heard of it! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
uh, neither!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The real woman's way all THE WAY!!!!!
Delia needs her head looking at!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Delia needs her head looking at!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha these are new to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol the real womans wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
it seems like the "real woman's way" is what a man would do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Real!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
dude those are old jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i guess i finally kno im a real woman!.!.!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
def real woman's way! hell no i ain't taking my time 2 do no ****Www@Enter-QA@Com
vodka and wine r u best~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'll take the real woman please, i can really relate to the jar opening one!. what are men for anyways, to do our dirty work!. yeah, well at least till they can make a dildo that can mow the grassWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would do it Sophie's way!.!.!.which is:
Put marshmallows in the ice cream and in the cone!.!.!.
Throw mankey potatoes away and buy NEW ones!.!.!.
Make a cake and buy a cake!.!.!.2 is better than 1!.!.!.
I like salt!.!.!.its tough sh*t for the others who have to eat it!.!.!.
I would never buy celery!.!.!.its rank!.!.!.
Take some paracetamol with a vodka and lime!.!.!.
Use a tea towel to try and open the jars!.!.!.
Mare sure there are a few bottles of wine!.!.!.some to drink and the the other to put in casseroles!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put marshmallows in the ice cream and in the cone!.!.!.
Throw mankey potatoes away and buy NEW ones!.!.!.
Make a cake and buy a cake!.!.!.2 is better than 1!.!.!.
I like salt!.!.!.its tough sh*t for the others who have to eat it!.!.!.
I would never buy celery!.!.!.its rank!.!.!.
Take some paracetamol with a vodka and lime!.!.!.
Use a tea towel to try and open the jars!.!.!.
Mare sure there are a few bottles of wine!.!.!.some to drink and the the other to put in casseroles!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com