The hair dryer?!
Question: The hair dryer!?
The hair dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour!?"
"Of course, what may I do for you!?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Custom's limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it!. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me!?
Under your robes perhaps!?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie!."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you!."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her!.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare!?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare!."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor!?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused!."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father!. Next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour!?"
"Of course, what may I do for you!?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Custom's limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it!. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me!?
Under your robes perhaps!?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie!."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you!."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her!.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare!?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare!."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor!?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused!."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father!. Next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Can't beat it!. Misleading truth is the best way to lie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ~~~!!!!
that priest i clever he managed well~~~!!!!!
that makes him to keep him lying~~!!!!but in that case it should be two~~~!!!
well as being a priest he dint know the usage if the other instrument or probably forgot about it~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that priest i clever he managed well~~~!!!!!
that makes him to keep him lying~~!!!!but in that case it should be two~~~!!!
well as being a priest he dint know the usage if the other instrument or probably forgot about it~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! i cant stop laughing!!! father really takes the cake!!! marvellous instrument!.!.!. unused!!! ha ha ha!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG 0!.0 HAHAHAHAAAA!! starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. father has a gud imaginationWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
its a good joke but i dnt exactly find it funny but i liked it but i dnt laugh much anywaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha very good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
awsome jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Like it, you got a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now THAT is a joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol a reali gud joke, stars, xWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! awsome joke, love it!!! stars!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was so not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very interesting joke!.!. i would like to read more!.!. where do you get jokes like that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was really good, did you make that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes I liked it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com