A Louisiana Joke?!
Question: A Louisiana Joke!?
Boudreaux returns from the doctor and tells his wife, Marie,
that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live!. Given this
prognosis, Boudreaux asks Marie for some goodies!. Naturally, she agrees, and
they 'get busy'!.
About six hours later, Boudreaux goes to Marie and says,
'Honey, you know I ain't got but 18 hours to live!.
Could we please do it one more time, huh!?' Of course
Marie agrees and they do it again!.
Later, as Boudreaux gets into bed, he looks at his watch
and realized that he now has only 8 hours left!. He touches
Marie's shoulder and asks, Honey, please !.!.!.!. just one
more time before I die!.' She says, 'Of course Big
Daddy' and they make love for the third time!. After
this session, Marie rolls over and falls asleep!.
Boudreaux, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours!. He
taps Marie and says 'Honey, I ain't got but 4 more
hours!. Do you think we could!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.' At this point
Marie sits up and says, 'Look coon ***, I gotta get up
in the morning !.!.!.!.!. YOU DON'T!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live!. Given this
prognosis, Boudreaux asks Marie for some goodies!. Naturally, she agrees, and
they 'get busy'!.
About six hours later, Boudreaux goes to Marie and says,
'Honey, you know I ain't got but 18 hours to live!.
Could we please do it one more time, huh!?' Of course
Marie agrees and they do it again!.
Later, as Boudreaux gets into bed, he looks at his watch
and realized that he now has only 8 hours left!. He touches
Marie's shoulder and asks, Honey, please !.!.!.!. just one
more time before I die!.' She says, 'Of course Big
Daddy' and they make love for the third time!. After
this session, Marie rolls over and falls asleep!.
Boudreaux, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours!. He
taps Marie and says 'Honey, I ain't got but 4 more
hours!. Do you think we could!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.' At this point
Marie sits up and says, 'Look coon ***, I gotta get up
in the morning !.!.!.!.!. YOU DON'T!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very funny & original!. Star awardedWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! so true!!! but dont men hear this all the time from their wives despite them not dying with 24 hours!!! nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~~!!!!!
ohh Marie>>>
but she is rite she got to get up and he wont~~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohh Marie>>>
but she is rite she got to get up and he wont~~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's so cruel!.!.!.!.!.she couls have just said she was tired:)Www@Enter-QA@Com