Kiddie joke!!!?!
Question: Kiddie joke!!!!?
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone!. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers)!.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn!?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn!."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now!."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn!.
Boy (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida!."
Woman : No, thank you!.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver!. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy!.
Store Owner : "Son!.!.!.!. I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job!."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one!.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have!. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
This is what we call "Self Appraisal"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn!?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn!."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now!."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn!.
Boy (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida!."
Woman : No, thank you!.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver!. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy!.
Store Owner : "Son!.!.!.!. I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job!."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one!.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have!. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
This is what we call "Self Appraisal"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
* Haha good one lol , got an other !? :D
*****StaR***** for you *Www@Enter-QA@Com
*****StaR***** for you *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before!. But it's still funny! (;
I'll give you a star ;PPWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give you a star ;PPWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute joke, how did the store owner hear the lady on the other end of the phone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!!! i have learnt something from this boy!!! one day, i may do something like the boy did!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that boy is so proud of his job ~~~~!!!!!!!! star for the pride~~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heee!. yeah !. gud one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like your joke!. A star for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!! Thats was so clever of him!. lolx!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com