What will it be?!

What will your name be, according to the list below mine is Goober Pottyhump!?
We all need a little stress-reliever!. This only takes a minute!.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it!. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that sent it to you!.!.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day!. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not!.

Here is your dose of humor!.!.!.!.

A!. Follow the instructions to find your new name!.

B!. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
to friends and family & co-workers!.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they
know you participated!.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names!.!.!.

So:-

1!. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2!. Use the second letter of your surname to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3!. Use the third letter of your surname to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W!. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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