Joke>Can a blonde really make a good Mortician?!
Question: Joke>Can a blonde really make a good Mortician!?
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit!.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed!. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing!.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit!. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing!.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake!. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly !.
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied!. You did an excellent job and I' m very gr ateful!. How much did you spend!?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check!.
'There's no charge,' she says!.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says!.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing!. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit!. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice!.'
'So I just switched the heads!.'
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The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed!. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing!.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit!. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing!.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake!. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly !.
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied!. You did an excellent job and I' m very gr ateful!. How much did you spend!?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check!.
'There's no charge,' she says!.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says!.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing!. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit!. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice!.'
'So I just switched the heads!.'
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Answers:
oh my GIod, no i didn't!! lol, that's both funny and disgustingly gross at the same time, i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is funny!.!.but i heard a true story that a man was too tall for the coffin and the undertaker just cut his feet off!.!.but this was a common pratice years ago!.!.maybe it still goes on
fat people are buried in piano crates!.!.so who knows!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
fat people are buried in piano crates!.!.so who knows!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I didn't! That was a complete SHOCK! Hahaha! Good one! Very good and funny! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't see that comeing at all!! that was way funi i loved it im so telling every one!!! YAY for blondes we love ya!! I wanna here red head jokes i have never heard a red head joke!! Plz contact me it u have a good red head joke!! thatnxWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! hahahahaha i definitely didn't see THAT comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats grossly funny~Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!.!. There are no words!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't see that coming, I thought she would say, i switched their clothes!.!. that a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard it before!.!.!. but this one never gets old!. LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't!!!! lol!.
props!.
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props!.
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