This old woman puts nothing to waste?!
Question: This old woman puts nothing to waste!?
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation!. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table!. "Mind if I have a few" he asks!." No, not at all" the woman replied!.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl!.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few!."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says!. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl!.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few!."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says!. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very cute and clean we need more jokes like these lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Im trying to remember that one so I can pass it on!. Im the ki8nda person that starts a joke and almost always ruins it half way through because of the!.!.!. oh wait, lets start over thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very well done, that is brilliant, so clever!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
eww lol thats funny and cleanWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow that took me a long time to get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com