Whats the best yo mama jokes?!


Question: Whats the best yo mama jokes!?
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yo mamma's so fat,she makes 'free willy' look like a 'tic tac'Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a biohazard warning

yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang

yo momma got more chins than a Hong Kong phone bookWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo' mama is so stupid that she starved inside of a Wall-mart!.
Yo' mama is so fat!.!. that when she sat on a rainbow!.!.she popped out skittle's!.!.!.!.
Yo!.mama is so stinky!.!. that the government declared her a natural disasterWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama's so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama's so stupid she ordered a big mac at burger king/fries at taco bell

yo mamas so old she was best friends with t-rex


yeah theyre pretty stupid i knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma is so short she comnited suicide off a curb

yo mamma is so old when we slapped her back her **** fell off

yo mamma has so many rolls she can own a bakery

i no many more but jus showin some lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so skinny for halloween she wrapped herself in foil and went as a leftover breadstickWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so cheap baby chiickens look at her funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat have you ever tasted your food!?
yo mama so fat you just inhale it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You so ugly dat wen you was borned, the doctor slap yo mama!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama's so fat when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma is so fat (how fat!?) so fat she's HUGEWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's so fat that when she turn around you throw ha a welcome back partyWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama's so fat when she was floating in the ocean, spain claime her for the new worldWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMgoodness Soda Pop is Hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so ugly she looks like the person above me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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