Is this bitter sweet ??!
Question: Is this bitter sweet !?!?
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession!.
Upon entering the confessional, she said,
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven!.
"The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times!."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice!."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins!?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Upon entering the confessional, she said,
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven!.
"The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times!."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice!."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins!?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha, I should have to drink a lot of lemon juice then!.!.
Sheer quality funny, MC, you bring out the devil in me!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sheer quality funny, MC, you bring out the devil in me!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
doesn't work for long ;-)
*hahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheheheh!!!the priest must be refering to
me because i cnt stop smiling at this joke!!!!
Hahahah!.!.!.good one!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
me because i cnt stop smiling at this joke!!!!
Hahahah!.!.!.good one!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
and it will make you taste like lemonade when you sweat
ha ha ha he he he
xoWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha he he he
xoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! You post some good jokes, I'm definitely sharing them to others! Keep it up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Cherry, that was sweet
ThankWww@Enter-QA@Com
ThankWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! I thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! that was an easy way to repent and pay for her sins!!! do all Fathers' say the same thing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah true, atleast when u r confessing Ur sine feel some guilty~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com