BEST STORY WINS 10 pts. DO IT JUST FOR FUN PLEASE!!!?!
Question: BEST STORY WINS 10 pts!. DO IT JUST FOR FUN PLEASE!!!!?
whoever can create the funniest story useing these words win! (doesn't have to be in order)
Jessica Alba
Hockey Stick
Negative Results
Quarters
Laptop smack down
Holy Bible
Retro Curtains
Africa
Dora the explorer
Herpes
Green Cards
GO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jessica Alba
Hockey Stick
Negative Results
Quarters
Laptop smack down
Holy Bible
Retro Curtains
Africa
Dora the explorer
Herpes
Green Cards
GO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This be a story about a young girl!. This girls name was Jessica Alba!. It all began one day when young jessica was watching tv!. As she danced naked on top of the table watching her favortie show flavor of love, Dora the explorer came outta nowhere holding the holy bible screaming "MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU!!!!" Jessica seeing a challenge decided to attack her purple monkey as a distraction!. Dora fearfull for her monkey dropped the bible and ran to assit it!. At this time nude jessica alba sprinted outside and ran to the local colesium!. At the time a hockey game was going on!. She burst in through the doors and ran towards the skating ring!. Everyone stared in amazement as she ran to the golie dropped kicked an infant and had a laptop smack down with the president of circuit city and finally strangled the golie in retro curtains to obtain his hockey stick!. She then proceded to run outside of the arena where a lady that jessica thought was from africa (even though she hailed from missouri and was white) was walking by!. She ran up to the lady screaming for quarters so she could cross the border to hire immigrants to help fight dora!. The lady apalled ran but left her purse behind!. Jessica took it and proceed to cross the border stopping only to go into a toys r us for uknown reasons!. When she had gotten her immigrants she came back to the border trying to cross them!. The Gaurds asked her if the men had green cards!. She then procede to give the officials a handfull of green cards from the board game UNO!. This resulted in negative results as a herpes contaminated monkey broke free from a container and attacked Jessica Alba!. Turned out this monkey was Doras monkey in duisguise!. At the end the monkey screamed GO! for no apparent reason and fled!.
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One night in the small town of Halifax, Jessica Alba and Dora the Explorer were playing Hockey!. All was going well, no negative results from either side when suddenly! Jessica Alba had checked Dora with her hockey stick!. Dora became instantly pissed and grabbed the nearest IBook!. Jessica Alba was in for a laptop smack down, when all of the sudden, bursting through the retro curtains that somehow got into the hockey rink came Quarters, the magnificant African (it still counts ******!), Herpes carrying superhero! He pulled out a green card, which turned out to be the Holy Bible, and put it front of Dora's face!. Dora took the bible out of Quarter's hands and started reading it!. Jessica joined in and they both learned to forgive each other!. They both hugged and then continued their hockey game, while Quarters flew back to Nebraska!. THE END!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jessica A!., tired of her mundane, paparazzi-stalked life, was staring at her computer in frustration one evening!. Should she give up everything and go to Africa with Angelina on her next excursion!? No!. She knew that idea would have negative results, and also, she didn't want to mess with all the green cards with the forty children she would probably bring home with her!.
Still, she thought of all the trouble she was having lately, all the problems of Americans!.!.!.vanity, selfishness!.!.!.herpes!. She looked at her new retro curtains (the latest fashion) with disgust!.!.!. she didn't need them!. She needed a change!.
Seeing her Holy Bible on the nightstand, she picked it up for some guidance!. She found several helpful things, but wasn't sure of what God's will for her could be!.!.!. but she was pretty sure she wasn't finding it on the set of the movies she'd done recently!. She thought she'd go on yahoo answers for some further help!.
After being on the site 10 minutes and realizing that some people were crude, rude and obnoxious, and answered the question of what she should do with her life with answers like, "Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich", it was about all she could do to keep from bringing a laptop smack down on their heads!.
She took her hockey stick and broke everything in her house of value, tired of it all, but paused when she reached her television!. Dora the Explorer was on!. Dora and her monkey were having so much fun wandering the woods and reading their map, so carefree, that Jessica was enthralled!.
That's when it hit her!. She needed something new, needed a change, but not the kind of change like the quarters in her pocket!. A life change!. She wanted to explore, wanted to see the world, as a normal human being, not as a celebrity!. She was giving up her life of stardom forever!.
She'd help people!. She'd teach the world to love!. She'd explore!. Only one thing stood in her way!.!.!. how would she ever find Dora and Boots!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still, she thought of all the trouble she was having lately, all the problems of Americans!.!.!.vanity, selfishness!.!.!.herpes!. She looked at her new retro curtains (the latest fashion) with disgust!.!.!. she didn't need them!. She needed a change!.
Seeing her Holy Bible on the nightstand, she picked it up for some guidance!. She found several helpful things, but wasn't sure of what God's will for her could be!.!.!. but she was pretty sure she wasn't finding it on the set of the movies she'd done recently!. She thought she'd go on yahoo answers for some further help!.
After being on the site 10 minutes and realizing that some people were crude, rude and obnoxious, and answered the question of what she should do with her life with answers like, "Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich", it was about all she could do to keep from bringing a laptop smack down on their heads!.
She took her hockey stick and broke everything in her house of value, tired of it all, but paused when she reached her television!. Dora the Explorer was on!. Dora and her monkey were having so much fun wandering the woods and reading their map, so carefree, that Jessica was enthralled!.
That's when it hit her!. She needed something new, needed a change, but not the kind of change like the quarters in her pocket!. A life change!. She wanted to explore, wanted to see the world, as a normal human being, not as a celebrity!. She was giving up her life of stardom forever!.
She'd help people!. She'd teach the world to love!. She'd explore!. Only one thing stood in her way!.!.!. how would she ever find Dora and Boots!?Www@Enter-QA@Com