Eye of the tiger?!
Question: Eye of the tiger!?
One thing I can't stand more than Man Utd, is that Christiano Ronaldo!. What a d*ckhead he is! He was playing on TV the other day while I was doing the hoovering!. I bumped into the TV and he f*cking fell over!.
Mike Tyson!. What an animal he is! Be honest, if you found Tyson in bed with you missus, you'd f*cking tuck him in, wouldn't you!?
Raise a glass to our wives and girlfriends - may they never meet! But I had a girlfriend leave me for a midget once!. I never thought she'd stoop that low!
Some gems there from Ricky HattonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mike Tyson!. What an animal he is! Be honest, if you found Tyson in bed with you missus, you'd f*cking tuck him in, wouldn't you!?
Raise a glass to our wives and girlfriends - may they never meet! But I had a girlfriend leave me for a midget once!. I never thought she'd stoop that low!
Some gems there from Ricky HattonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
no offence becuse your jokes are brilliant but whats funnier is that people didnt realise they were jokes!.!.!.hahah them comments are priceless!! have a star!! :D aj xWww@Enter-QA@Com
dangerfield got some new material!? pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's the punchline!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Think he should stick to boxing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha ver good!. i liked the Ronaldo one best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what has this got 2 do with jokes and riddlesWww@Enter-QA@Com