Now come on tell me this one's not funny?!
Question: Now come on tell me this one's not funny!?
A tramp walks into a bar and orders a drink!. ‘I don't think you're going to be able to pay for that, are you!?’ says the barman!. ‘Okay,’ says the tramp!. ‘If I promise to show you something you've never seen before, will you give me a drink!?’ Reluctantly, the barman agrees, and the tramp pulls a hamster out of his pocket and puts it on the bar!. The furry creature runs over to the piano and bangs out a brilliant version of Imagine!. ‘That was amazing,’ admits the barman as he pulls the tramp's pint!. Once he's downed it, the tramp asks for another!. ‘I'll need another miracle in return,’ says the barman!. So this time the tramp pulls out a frog and puts it on the bar!. The frog clears his throat and sings Bohemian Rhapsody!. At this point, a man sitting in the corner of the bar comes up and gives him £100 for the frog!. When he's gone, the barman says to the tramp, ‘Blimey, that's cheap!. You could have got much more!.’ ‘It's okay,’ replies the tramp!. ‘The hamster's a ventriloquist!.’Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha, you get worse Gookie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The funniest part is when the brunette says you wrote "tramp" and that makes it a dumb blond joke!. You should have used bum, transient, homeless man, or rag-picker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nope this wasnt as funny as the other oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pfft FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
laughing!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
laughing!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL,, very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. I'll try telling this joke next time I hang out with my friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NOT funnyyyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard funnier sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
No its not because of one word can explain it CORNY sorry for speaking franklyWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um!. The hamster didn't have its finger up that guys' butt did it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Took me a second & call me corny, but I thought it was funny!!! lol Thanx for the laugh:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yep, that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
NOW i get it i had to ask my friend lol
sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Boom boom!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
dnt get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah ha nice you need to work on it thoughtWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think that is an okay joke!. I like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think that's cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that took me a little while but i got there in the end!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, i'm sure i've heard it before XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
em, I don't get that, it's no where near funny!.
And I am a brunette but I still hate ''dumb blonde jokes'' people who are blonde aren't stupid OK!?!?
I hate the way you said ''tramp!'' there, I don't like it one bit!.
get lost, I hate people like you!.
Peace outWww@Enter-QA@Com
And I am a brunette but I still hate ''dumb blonde jokes'' people who are blonde aren't stupid OK!?!?
I hate the way you said ''tramp!'' there, I don't like it one bit!.
get lost, I hate people like you!.
Peace outWww@Enter-QA@Com