Was that a fly?!
Question: Was that a fly!?
While out shopping one day, a woman spots her husband cheating with another woman in a restaurant!. Waiting until he returns home, the wife pretends everything is normal – cooking his dinner, ironing his shirts and waiting for him to go up to bed!. As soon as he is asleep, she stalks into the bedroom, pulls off the covers and cuts off his penis with a bread knife!. As the husband wakes up, screaming, the wife panics and runs downstairs, still clutching the severed member in her bloody hand!. Suddenly realizing the consequences of her actions, she leaps into the family saloon and speeds off into the night!. It’s not long before she skids over the roundabout and onto the nearby motorway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Haha, pmsl!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good variation
The other one I heard was a man and his young daughter were in the car behind and the d*ck slaps on the windscreen and then falls off!. The little girl says, "What was that Daddy!?" And as she is so young the guy says, "Oh, er!.!.!.!.!.!.!. that was just a bug!." The little girl says, "He had a massive c*ck didn't he!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other one I heard was a man and his young daughter were in the car behind and the d*ck slaps on the windscreen and then falls off!. The little girl says, "What was that Daddy!?" And as she is so young the guy says, "Oh, er!.!.!.!.!.!.!. that was just a bug!." The little girl says, "He had a massive c*ck didn't he!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hAHAHAhahahahah!!! thats a pretty good one! haha, i'm gonna send it to my work friends!!! Thanks for making me smile on a tuesday morning!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
A waste of our time me for reading and you for sending itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid police menWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
ouch!!! if i were a guy, that would definitely hurt!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com