Blonde Jokes!!!?!
Question: Blonde Jokes!!!!?
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up!. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress’s name tag on her shirt!. ”Gee, that’s nice!. What did you name the other one!?”
A blonde asked the airport attendant, ” How do I know which plane to get on!?”
“Well, ” She replied, “What flight number is yours!?”
“837″ she answered, ” I have looked but none of these darn planes have numbers on them!.”
One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb!. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work!. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something!.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,”the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats!.”
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store!. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regularWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde asked the airport attendant, ” How do I know which plane to get on!?”
“Well, ” She replied, “What flight number is yours!?”
“837″ she answered, ” I have looked but none of these darn planes have numbers on them!.”
One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb!. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work!. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something!.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,”the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats!.”
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store!. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regularWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
they were all very funny!. TyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha , lmao
it took me about 5 minutes trying to figure out that the "star if you like it" wasnt the number plate LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
it took me about 5 minutes trying to figure out that the "star if you like it" wasnt the number plate LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thoses were fickin funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA those were good!. but i didn't get the 2nd one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!.
nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The only one i really liked was the fist oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry but I only found your first one really funny!.!.!. the second one I didn't get and I've heard the last two a lotWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool ;)
Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
I loved both of them!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com