"Only in America" jokes. what can you think of?!
Question: "Only in America" jokes!. what can you think of!?
I like these 3:
Only in America does every drive-through ATM machine have braille!.
Only in America all the back-pain relievers are on the bottom shelf!.
Only in America does every single toaster have a setting so high it burns the toast to a terrible crisp which no decent human being would eat!.
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Only in America does every drive-through ATM machine have braille!.
Only in America all the back-pain relievers are on the bottom shelf!.
Only in America does every single toaster have a setting so high it burns the toast to a terrible crisp which no decent human being would eat!.
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Answers:
only in america do people take yahoo answers seriously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America can you have a president not be smarter than a fifth grader!.
Only in America people park cars worth thousand of dollars and put junk worth nothing in garages!.
Only in America can you find people that want to put clothes on dogs and the owners want to go naked!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America people park cars worth thousand of dollars and put junk worth nothing in garages!.
Only in America can you find people that want to put clothes on dogs and the owners want to go naked!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!.
!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
( lmao sounds true!.)
!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
( lmao sounds true!.)
!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!.
2!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
3!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
4!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
5!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.
6!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
7!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!.
8!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.
9!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!.
10!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!.
11!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House!. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
3!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
4!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
5!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.
6!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
7!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!.
8!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.
9!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!.
10!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!.
11!. Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House!. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House!. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!.
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House!. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. those made me laugh!.
I'm not too funny myself, but if you google it, a few pop up!.
http://www!.waynesthisandthat!.com/america!.!.!.
I guess I'll say that only in America will people drive with "baby on board" stickers, and expect others to go the extra mile just for them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not too funny myself, but if you google it, a few pop up!.
http://www!.waynesthisandthat!.com/america!.!.!.
I guess I'll say that only in America will people drive with "baby on board" stickers, and expect others to go the extra mile just for them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America do we have douche bags with too much time on their hands to post useless information on the internet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
only in america is being fat normal
only in america immigrants can lie cheat and steal their way into the country, not pay taxes, and take all the jobs from the rest of the citizens
sorry got a little personal lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
only in america immigrants can lie cheat and steal their way into the country, not pay taxes, and take all the jobs from the rest of the citizens
sorry got a little personal lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America would people order a Large fries, Large hamburger, and a Diet Coke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I belive that these are more than jokes,, they are somewhat statments!. Alot of things could only happen in Amerika----> Only in Amerika can u pickup females at a family reunion!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ouchlolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America would people even for an instant consider a radical Marxist know-nothing con man for president!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America would everyone claim to give others equal opportunities and then deport them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars parked in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in america pizza gets to your house quicker than an ambulance!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America are these jokes funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America do we have a water bottle that spells Naive backwards-Evian-!.xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
only in america do we have drive through liquor storesWww@Enter-QA@Com
only in america does people ask questions like this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well don king says only in americaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those are ok!.!.!.1 out of 3 is great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BEER IS CHEAPER THAN WATER !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only in America can a black man run for president!
And actually have a decent shot at winning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And actually have a decent shot at winning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what!?
sorry do not know any,Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry do not know any,Www@Enter-QA@Com