Is this why God needs politicians?!


Question: Is this why God needs politicians!?
A man died and went to heaven!.

As he stood in front of St!. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?'

St!. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks!. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock!. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move!.'

Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that!?'

'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie!.'

'Incredible,' said the man!. 'And whose clock is that one!?'

St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock!. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life!.'

'Where's Gordon Brown ' s clock!?' asked the man!.

'Brown's clock is in God's office!. He's using it as a ceiling fan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Hello friend!.!.!.!.

I chuckled heartily at that one!. Thanks!.

I'm not getting any e-mails from contacts questions so am out of the loop ! : (Www@Enter-QA@Com

heard this one before accept it was about an old couple and the wife died and her husbands clock was just take out to be used like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol! I can think of another 'two' that would be able to fan the world with their lies :))Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good job!. I actually laughed a little bit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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