Tell me the worst, funniest insult you ever said?!


Question: Tell me the worst, funniest insult you ever said!?
10 points for the person tells the most insulting and funniest remark!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
bob is stupid (bob overhears)
well!.!.!.well!.!.!.your face!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i was at a camp a while ago!.one of my friends was talking to a black kid at the camp when he noticed the kids toenails were huge!.he told the kid"dude,clip your toenails"!.now,his comeback made me laugh way hard!.
"ya'll clip ya face!!!"

the next day my friend repeated the clip your toenail thing!.this time,the other kid responded"clip ya mama"
now that's what i call a comeback!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

here are some of my favs:
poopnose
fuckle
penisbreath

and!.!.!.

i was wachin superbad w/my older bro (15) and some friends and theres that part wen the cops tellin mcglovin about why he wanted to be a cop and he said "and there is just seven EVERYWHERE!" and i said "just like nicks face"


p!.s nick is my older brother!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

before my bff's surprise party, i told her the news and we thought up a fun plan!. at my friend's surprise party, I walked her into her "empty" house!. her cousin was trying to hide under a table, so i didn't give the cue!. instead i leaned against the couch and we started up a conversation about how lame her cousin was last night at the pool, and how her suit didnt even match her pedi!.!.!. ect!. ect!. ect!.!.!.!. then her cousin came out and said: hey, thats not fair!
i said: oh well, surprise!
evryone else came out, confused and said: surprise!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My co-worker's wife had just had a baby, and he was telling us about the delivery!. He mentioned that his wife had had some injury because the baby came out so quickly!.

I asked, "Did you say the baby came too fast!?"

He said, "Yeah !.!.!."

I said, "Well, like father, like son!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

My ex-wife and I were talking on the phone when she mentioned that she wanted to take the kids to Sea World!. With out even thinking I said "Why would you spend that much money when I can fill up the bath tub you get in and they can see Shamu"!. I still feel bad for that one lol!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

in a parenting class, we were making games/toys for kids!. i was making a puzzle and somebody said "why are you still making that!?nobody would buy that" so I said "nobody's gonna buy your mom but she still stands on the corner!."!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.funny!?!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Is that your head or did somebody **** on your shoulders!.!.!.!.!.!.Or How tall are you !?!?!?!?!? Oh, I didn't know they stacked $hit that high!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.here's one that you can say that is directed at one of your buddies: "Hey look!.!.!.!.It's a penis but only smaller!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

My father said this to me one morning,

"If I had a face like that I'd slam it into the ground! My god your ugly" So I said!.!.!.
"Well who do you think I got it from!."

!.!.!.he didn't like that joke!.!.!.he got pretty mad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tomorrow I will be sober, but u will still be really uglyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, my face may put horses to shame, but your breath puts their crap to shame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sir now what you are doing is just morbidly obeseWww@Enter-QA@Com

I once said of someone that if we ever were to live in a classless society, he'd fit right in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

where'd you buy that suit!? the toilet store!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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