Jokes... pls star them if you find them amusing... thanks?!
Question: Jokes!.!.!. pls star them if you find them amusing!.!.!. thanks!?
A man just got out of surgery and was still in the hospital lying in bed with a breathing machine attached to his mouth!. A nurse walks in and checks the breathing machine and makes sure every thing is functioning correctly!.
The man says, "Excuse me, nurse!. Are my testicles black!?"
The nurse looks confused and says, "Excuse me!?"
The man says again, "Are my testicles black!?"
So the nurse pulls down the covers of the bed, lifts the man's hospital gown and carefully inspects his testicles!. When she's done she says, "Nothing seems to be wrong with them and they're definitely not black!."
The man smiles, pulls the breathing machine away from his mouth and says, "Thank you, that was nice, but I was asking 'Are my test results back!?'"
A young businessman had just started his own law firm!. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques!. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office!. Wanting to look like a big hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was dealing for a settlement in a big case!.
He threw huge figures around and made bold comments!. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you!?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines!."
A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to have a boy or girl!.
“I know I’m having a boy because my husband was on top of me when we conceived our child,” says the brunette!.
The redhead says,”I know we’re having a girl because I was on top of my husband when we conceived!.”
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably!. The brunette and redhead manage to get her to calm down enough to ask what the problem is!. “I’m having puppies,” cries the blonde!.
What style did u think they did!? =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man says, "Excuse me, nurse!. Are my testicles black!?"
The nurse looks confused and says, "Excuse me!?"
The man says again, "Are my testicles black!?"
So the nurse pulls down the covers of the bed, lifts the man's hospital gown and carefully inspects his testicles!. When she's done she says, "Nothing seems to be wrong with them and they're definitely not black!."
The man smiles, pulls the breathing machine away from his mouth and says, "Thank you, that was nice, but I was asking 'Are my test results back!?'"
A young businessman had just started his own law firm!. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques!. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office!. Wanting to look like a big hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was dealing for a settlement in a big case!.
He threw huge figures around and made bold comments!. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you!?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines!."
A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether they thought they were going to have a boy or girl!.
“I know I’m having a boy because my husband was on top of me when we conceived our child,” says the brunette!.
The redhead says,”I know we’re having a girl because I was on top of my husband when we conceived!.”
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably!. The brunette and redhead manage to get her to calm down enough to ask what the problem is!. “I’m having puppies,” cries the blonde!.
What style did u think they did!? =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hilarious!
keep it up
doggie style!Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep it up
doggie style!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely! Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory!? She kept throwing them away cause she thought they were W&W's!. I have a few more but not in public!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Those were hilarious!. LOL OH! I get it! The blonde couple did it doggy style! ( right!? ) lol im part blonde!.!.!. Awesome jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
i esp!. loved the last 1
the 1st 1 was good too
and i'd alredy heard the 2nd
but its still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i esp!. loved the last 1
the 1st 1 was good too
and i'd alredy heard the 2nd
but its still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one was great and so was the 2nd one!.
*star* for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*star* for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, stupid nurseWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha all good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
nice one!.!.!.
the blonde was doing a dog style!!! lol
starWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!.!.!.
the blonde was doing a dog style!!! lol
starWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAH! I thought all of these were hilarious =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
her dog was on top or the guy was a dogWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! those were goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol there all funny! *Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol ilove the first two the most have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha that's pretty funny hav a star on the house!. or should i say on the dog *wink*Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't really get the last one but the first two are goodWww@Enter-QA@Com