I need a laugh..anybody tell me some original funny jokes? Dirty or clean I dont!


Question: I need a laugh!.!.anybody tell me some original funny jokes!? Dirty or clean I dont care!.!?
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A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas!."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day!."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay!."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks!. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas!. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women!?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Three men were on a plane and one had an apple, one had a pear, and one had a bomb!. The plane started to have problems because it was carrying too much stuff so they tossed out some stuff including the bomb, the apple, and the peach!. After this, a guy was driving around and saw a little boy crying!. He stopped the car and asked the little boy why he was crying!. The little boy said that a pear fell out of the sky, hit his puppy, and killed it!.The man gave him a new puppy and went on driving!. Next he came to a little girl who was crying!. He stopped and asked why she was crying!. She said that an apple fell out of the sky, hit her kitten on the head, and killed it!. The man gave her a new kitten and went on driving!. He then came to a blonde who was laughing hysterically and asked what was so funny!. She said that she farted and blew up a building!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this is a bit dirty, sorry
theres a women in a coma, one day when the nurses are washing her, they notice a twitch when they wash *down there*!.
when her husband comes in to visit, they tell him and say
"we think maybe a bit of oral would be the way to go"
after 5 minutes she flatlines, the nurses rush in to see whats happened!.
"what went wrong" they ask
the husband replies " i think she mite have choked!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A young resident is coming off yet another 30 hour shift at the hospital, and he needs to relax before he heads home!.

The resident goes into a little bar across from the hospital called the Recovery room and sits down at the bar!.

The bartender is working there while completing his graduate work in 19th century English Literature!. While it was slow, he has been reading Vanity Fair (the novel not the magazine) He sees the doctor and says "what can I get you!?

"Well, I've had a heck of a shift and I really need something to relax!. I'm looking for something a little out of the ordinary"!.
The bartender says "Well, I'll take some cracked ice, a little rum, some cream and some lime juice and blend it all together, and while you're drinking it I'll read to you from this book"

The doctor says "that sounds nice what would you call that!?"

The bartender replies, "Why that's a Thackeray Daiquiri Doc"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

George W Bush is having a conversation on the phone with some former presidents!. president bush asks george washingthon, how can i be a better president to make the country better!? george washinghton says dont lie!. george bush says its too late to do that then he calls thomas jefferson and asks how can i make the country better!? jefferson says learn to read or write president bush says its too late for that let me call abraham lincholn!. when president bush called abraham licholn he asked how can i make the countrey better!? Aberaham Lincholn says yea, go to a theatere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

let me just say im not a racist!!!!

So hitler comes back to present day and is in a prison in europe!. one day he was talking to his cell mate and said
" you know if i had the chance i would do it all again i would kill all those jews again and a clown"
and his cell mate said
" a clown!? why a clown!?"
and hitler said
" see see no one cares about the jews"Www@Enter-QA@Com

this girl named mary was sitting in a sunday school class and she always falls asleep so when the teacher asked her a question the boy behind her stuck her with a needle
the first question was who created heaven and earth
mary shouted god almighty then fell back to sleep
the teacher then asked her who the son of god was and mary shouted jesus christ after being stuck with the needle then once again fell back to sleep
the teacher asked her what eve said to adam after their 23 kid
and the boy behind mary stuck her and when mary jumped this time she shouted
if u stick that thing in me one mor time im gonna break it in halfWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't know if this sounds rasist or not, but I'm not rasist!.

Tom was reading that every 1 in 5 people is Chinese!. There's five people in his family, so it had to be one of them!. It was either his mom, his dad, his older brother Paul, or his younger brother Hao-Cho-Ching!. I (Tom) think it's Paul!.

Peace
Love
TwilightWww@Enter-QA@Com

go to to yahoo and type in joke o rama!. you will find a joke o rama website!. Joke o rama has all kinds of funny jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

some original funny joke : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well this is a stupid your mama joke but
your mamas so ghetto when she breastfeeds koolaid comes out lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Allison & Ahecj: Wow!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

what kind of bees make milk but not honey!?
boobiesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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