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All the same A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and sees Steven Spielberg!. As he is a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph!. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here!.” The astonished Chinese man replies, “But it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese!” “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replies Spielberg!. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship!.” Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!.” The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same!”


A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight!. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy!. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, she went home!. Just as she got in the door, their clock started up and cuckooed three times!.

Realizing her husband would surely wake up, she cuckooed like the clock nine times more hoping she could fool her husband into thinking it was 12 midnight!. She was proud of herself for coming up with such a quick and witty solution!.

The next morning the husband asked her what time she got home!. "Midnight," she said!. He didn't seem pissed at all, which made the wife think she got away clean!. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock!." The wife asked why!. "Well, last night," said the husband, "our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh ****,' cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table, and farted!."

A boy wanted to skip kindergarten so he could join the third graders!. His teacher, shocked, took him to the principal’s office!. The teacher and the principal decided to ask the boy a couple of questions as a test!. “What is 3 x 3!?” the principal asks!. “9,” the boy answers!. “What is 6 x 6!?” the principal asks again!. “36,” the boy answers!.” The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think he can go to the third-grade!.” “Wait, let me ask him some more questions,” the teacher insists!. The principal agrees!. “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid!?” the teacher asks!. The principal’s eyes opened wide in horror!. “Coconut,” the boy answers!. “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky!?” the teacher continues!. The principal can’t believe his ears!. “Bubblegum,” the boy replies!. “You stick your poles inside me!. You tie me down to get me up!. I get wet before you do,” the teacher goes on!. “Tent,” the boy answers!. “I have a stiff shaft!. My tip penetrates!. I come with a quiver!.” “Arrow,” the boy answers!. “Damn it, put him in the sixth grade,” the principal interrupts!. “I got all your questions wrong myself!”Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
good ones!.!.!. specially the 2nd one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Awesome! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i loved all of them lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The last joke is awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the last one was hilarious!. lol!. i loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Theeerrreeeyyy'rrrreee great, I enjoyed them all, thanx for a good laugh!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG! I liked the first two the best! These were SO funny! You made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, that was hilarious, I gave you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

loved em' allWww@Enter-QA@Com



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