Heres some jokes?!


Question: Heres some jokes!?
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course!. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course!. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer!.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen!. You truly are a kind man!.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years!.”


When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity!. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C!.

The Russians used a pencil!.


Why do ducks have webbed feet!?

To stamp out fires!.


Why do elephants have flat feet!?

To stamp out burning ducksWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
haha I really like the first and second ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like the 2nd one the most!Www@Enter-QA@Com

cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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