Joke~ Cold hands?!
Question: Joke~ Cold hands!?
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day!. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold!.'
The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs!. Your body heat will warm them up!.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up!.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold!.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs!. The warmth of my body will warm them up!.' He did and warmed his hands!.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter!. He said, 'My nose is cold!.'
The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs!. The warmth of my body will warm it up'!. He did and warmed his nose!.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he
said, 'My penis is frozen solid!.'
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis!?'
Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes!.!.!.!?! Why do you ask!?'
The daughter replies: 'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs!. Your body heat will warm them up!.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up!.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold!.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs!. The warmth of my body will warm them up!.' He did and warmed his hands!.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter!. He said, 'My nose is cold!.'
The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs!. The warmth of my body will warm it up'!. He did and warmed his nose!.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he
said, 'My penis is frozen solid!.'
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis!?'
Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes!.!.!.!?! Why do you ask!?'
The daughter replies: 'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha! Great, I love it! Thank you for providing me with the funniest thing I've heard in ages! Cheers! JenWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm going out on a limb here, but here's another one!.
One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions!.
So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"
Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato"!.
"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher!.
So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"
"Go to the principals office" says the teacher!.
"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions!.
So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"
Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato"!.
"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher!.
So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"
"Go to the principals office" says the teacher!.
"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"Www@Enter-QA@Com
They sure do make one heck of a mess when they are hard:] But when they defrost, it just takes the cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha omg major gigglys =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! Thanks for sharing :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, good one , yes they make a quick 2 min mess!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thanks for the laugh babe, hope you are having a fabulous Sunday!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaooo!.!. to funniWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!! Baby, that was really funny! Where do you get these from!? :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I never get tired of your jokes!
You're one funny broad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're one funny broad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! Brenda, that was great! i'm going to copy & paste that and send it to certain people!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.FOTFLMAO!
xx'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
xx'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaa! Thanks for the giggles hun! xoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG hilarious!! one of the best lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!
hahaha
nice one!.
star for YOUWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
nice one!.
star for YOUWww@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, thannk you for makin me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!.!.!.!.good one : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
great one!.!.!.i am still rolling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah, that was the best one i've heard all day!.!
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