Did you hear this one before ?!
Question: Did you hear this one before !?
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer!. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had!.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India!. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me!. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us!. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled!. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just **** my pants"
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same!."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India!. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me!. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us!. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled!. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just **** my pants"
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same!."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha ha
that is funny lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11Www@Enter-QA@Com
this was actually off of Only Fools And Horses - When Uncle Albert Got Mugged He Told This Story But I Think It Was A Lion And Not A Tiger but its still funny not as good as in Only Fools And Horses Though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.never heard it before!.!.!.
!.only now!.!.!. \m/Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.only now!.!.!. \m/Www@Enter-QA@Com
horrendous!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats horrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha the old explorer did a runner too =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
No not heard it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hadn't heard that one and before and wish it could have stayed that way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL good one ~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wasn't a joke kinda the same on Only Fools And HorsesWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
eeewww!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not come accross that one before!. Very good LMAO!. star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
i heard that lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wish I had never heard it *hehehehe*Www@Enter-QA@Com