Uncle Sam..?!
Question: Uncle Sam!.!.!?
Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt!.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable!. Why do you not take it out!?"
"I cannot", lamented the first Arab; "It is permanently stuck in my butt!."
"I do not understand," said the other!.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp!. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came oozing out!. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie!. I can grant you one wish!."
I said, "No ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable!. Why do you not take it out!?"
"I cannot", lamented the first Arab; "It is permanently stuck in my butt!."
"I do not understand," said the other!.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp!. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came oozing out!. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie!. I can grant you one wish!."
I said, "No ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
wouldnt want to be around
if the gas biulds up to much
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if the gas biulds up to much
lol haaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
very funny , loved it
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Hahaha!!! This was hilarious! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha did he said no s h i t hahaha constipated for lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! permanent constipation!. wonder how his face looks like!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao haha, it would be funnier if it was no *****, then his penis is goneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great!.!.!.!.!.Have a StarWww@Enter-QA@Com
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good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.very interesting!.!. have a star will you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com