Want ten points, What's the worst excuse you've given your boss for not !
Question: Want ten points, What's the worst excuse you've given your boss for not going into work!?
My all time worse and totally unbelievable was my brother stole my car because I only lived a street away from work!. and I didn't own a car eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That my car broke down when it was parked out the front (I actually went in the office and told him that)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, sir I can't come into work today, a nuke went off and its pretty messy, yeah apparently Antarctica fired off its nukes because the penguins wanted more tuna from the UN but they would give it to them, The UN doesn't negotiate with terrorist penguins sir, and they never will!!!!
I know it works sometimes but they usually make you go for a psych evaluation, and do drug tests!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know it works sometimes but they usually make you go for a psych evaluation, and do drug tests!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I witnessed a pocket robbery and I’m going in to testify!. As stupid as it sounds majority of people take anything with police, testimonials, and or court serious, that nobody will have the courage interest to find out more, but there is always a risk that someone will!. As of now no one has caught!.!.!. but I guess the word is out today, sh*t lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Boss: Uhm, Bill, you were supposed to be in at 9:30, its now 10:15
Bill: Yeah, I hate that place, I won't be in today!.
Boss: I'm gonna have to write this up as insubordination!.
Bill: Whatever!. ::Hangs up::
I went in the next day!.!.!. they never said anything about it, and I still had my job!. weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bill: Yeah, I hate that place, I won't be in today!.
Boss: I'm gonna have to write this up as insubordination!.
Bill: Whatever!. ::Hangs up::
I went in the next day!.!.!. they never said anything about it, and I still had my job!. weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was at subway!.!.!. then on the way out!.!.!. there was a grannie trying to cross the road!.!. so i tried to help her!.!. thinking i was trying to rob her!.!.!. she hit me in teh eye with her handbag!.!.!. so i had to go to the hospital to treat my eye!?!.!.!.!.
good ay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whilst walking to work i witnessed an armed robbery and the police came and the building was under siege!. After, getting the criminals apprehended, i had to give statements to them etc!.!.!.so thats!.!.!.eh!.!.!.why I'm 4 and a half hours late!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I couldn't stop Farting!.
I don't have to give my boss a reason, I just call and tell him I'm not going to be in and that is cool with him!. Because of this, when I call him, I like to make up stuff!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't have to give my boss a reason, I just call and tell him I'm not going to be in and that is cool with him!. Because of this, when I call him, I like to make up stuff!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The most out of control one story was when I
wanted to leave early!. I told them my grandma
broke her hip at the casino, and I had to rush
to the hospital since I was the only person in
town that week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wanted to leave early!. I told them my grandma
broke her hip at the casino, and I had to rush
to the hospital since I was the only person in
town that week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My nanny got hit by a bus and my husband is with his mistress so i have nobody to watch my 9 month old baby!. I dont have a husband or a baby!.
help!?
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
help!?
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm tired, I got drunk last night!."
(I simply told the truth-instead of making a story up!.
It didn't go over well!.
Next time I'll say I got Lupus!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(I simply told the truth-instead of making a story up!.
It didn't go over well!.
Next time I'll say I got Lupus!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I spent the whole night taking cocaine with your wife!.
The thing was, it was true but I still got fired!. Their relationship didn't entirely crumble though, as he was a cainer too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The thing was, it was true but I still got fired!. Their relationship didn't entirely crumble though, as he was a cainer too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The worse excuse is not even having an excuse :P I told my boss straight out that I went to an Iron Maiden concert :D It rocked by the way!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
my best excuse was for my bro!. ringing his boss to tell him that my bro wouldnt be at work this morning as my pup chewed his false teeth( he was a car salesman) trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
i tell him exactly whats the story if i am late i am usually not lazy and dont miss just because i dont want to goWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was suffering from a terrible case of inertia!. They seemed to buy it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was ill yesterday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, boss!.
I can't come in!.
I broke my leg trying a new "position"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't come in!.
I broke my leg trying a new "position"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yea anything to do with going to court usually works, they never even check it!
(btw!. you really should get a job!! ;D)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(btw!. you really should get a job!! ;D)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i had diarrhea and messed myself on the way to work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't feel like going to workWww@Enter-QA@Com
had to stay near toilet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
told him i went out drinkin with buddies an couldnt go cause my bum was really sore the next morningWww@Enter-QA@Com
I lost track of time and thought it was Sunday!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. no wonder this weekend felt pretty long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im wicked tired!.!.my boyfreind and i was up all nite auguingWww@Enter-QA@Com