Funniest dirty joke u know?!
Question: Funniest dirty joke u know!?
other than pig fell in mud -_-Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Long but hilarious!
One night, Little Johnny got up to go to the bathroom and on his way he saw the sheets in his parents' room bouncing!. He asked "Daddy, whatcha doing!?" and the dad said "playing cards" and Little Johnny said "Who's your partner!?" and the dad said "your mom!." Then as he was walking back to his room, he noticed the sheets in his sister's room bouncing!. He asked her what she was doing and she said "playing cards!." And Little Johnny asked "Who's your partner!?" and she said "my boyfriend!." Later that night, Little Johnny's father got up to go to the bathroom and noticed Little Johnny's sheets were bouncing!. He asked his son what he was doing, to which Little Johnny replied "playin' cards!." His dad said "Who's your partner!?" And Little Johnny said "You don't need one when you got a good hand!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night, Little Johnny got up to go to the bathroom and on his way he saw the sheets in his parents' room bouncing!. He asked "Daddy, whatcha doing!?" and the dad said "playing cards" and Little Johnny said "Who's your partner!?" and the dad said "your mom!." Then as he was walking back to his room, he noticed the sheets in his sister's room bouncing!. He asked her what she was doing and she said "playing cards!." And Little Johnny asked "Who's your partner!?" and she said "my boyfriend!." Later that night, Little Johnny's father got up to go to the bathroom and noticed Little Johnny's sheets were bouncing!. He asked his son what he was doing, to which Little Johnny replied "playin' cards!." His dad said "Who's your partner!?" And Little Johnny said "You don't need one when you got a good hand!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard!. After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for!. The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash!. The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head!. When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard!.
"See that" said the trucker!.
The man said "Yeah"!.
The trucker ask the man "You want to try it!?"
The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"See that" said the trucker!.
The man said "Yeah"!.
The trucker ask the man "You want to try it!?"
The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A teacher was teaching her class and she decided to give a question to see if her students understood what she was teaching!.
She asked the class, " If there were 5 birds in the tree, and a hunter shot one bird down, how many birds would there be left in the tree!?"
A boy raised his hand and answered," 0, because all the birds would be scared away by the gunshot!."
The teacher looked at the boy and said," That's wrong, there would be 4 birds left in the tree; but I like how your mind works!."
Upon hearing this, the boy replied," Then let me pose another question to you as well!."
"3 women are sitting on a bench in the park eating ice lollies!. The first woman only licks the sides of the ice lolly!. The second woman puts the whole lolly inside her mouth and sucks on it, while the third woman simply bites off bits of the lolly!."
"Which one of these women is married!?"
The teacher looked at the boy, and replied," The woman who puts the lolly into her mouth and sucks on it is the married woman!."
The boy then retorted,"That is wrong, the woman with the wedding ring on her finger is married; but I like how your mind works as well!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She asked the class, " If there were 5 birds in the tree, and a hunter shot one bird down, how many birds would there be left in the tree!?"
A boy raised his hand and answered," 0, because all the birds would be scared away by the gunshot!."
The teacher looked at the boy and said," That's wrong, there would be 4 birds left in the tree; but I like how your mind works!."
Upon hearing this, the boy replied," Then let me pose another question to you as well!."
"3 women are sitting on a bench in the park eating ice lollies!. The first woman only licks the sides of the ice lolly!. The second woman puts the whole lolly inside her mouth and sucks on it, while the third woman simply bites off bits of the lolly!."
"Which one of these women is married!?"
The teacher looked at the boy, and replied," The woman who puts the lolly into her mouth and sucks on it is the married woman!."
The boy then retorted,"That is wrong, the woman with the wedding ring on her finger is married; but I like how your mind works as well!."Www@Enter-QA@Com