Is god in the bathroom ?!


Question: Is god in the bathroom !?
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth!. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc!. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today!?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response!. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds!. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this!.

And Little Johnny said, "Well!.!.!.every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
He is in there, and He can see what you do in there - sinner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I hope he isn't in there

here's another little johnny joke

It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher!. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler!. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he was not watched closely!.
The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she had handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble!.
Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how things were going!.
"Oh, everything is going very well!." She said!. "I think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling habit!."
The father asked her what had happened!.
"The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars that I had a mole on my rear!." She said!. "I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole!."
"Damn!" The father said!. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he would see the teacher's *** before the day was over!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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