Any real funny jokes please?!


Question: Any real funny jokes please!?
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There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar!.
The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit!."
The American says "Us Americans are the best because we were the first on the moon!."
Then the Irishman says, "Well us Irish are going to be the first on the sun!."
With that the American and the Russian look at the Irishman and say "You'll get burnt you idiot!."The Irishman replies, "We're going at night ya morons!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have already used it and this is a classic but!.!.!. who cares

Okay there were three girls!.!.!. they had to be executed!.!.!.everyone in town came to watch the execution!.!.!.When the executor pointed his gun at the first girl, she shouted, "Tornado!" everyone turned around to look for the tornado so the girl could escape!.!.!.When executor pointed his gun at the second girl she shouted, "flood!" The people turned around to look for the flood while the second escaped too!.!.!.
When the executor pointed his gun at the last she said,"Fire!"
And the executor shot her

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I'm a blonde even I find this one funny!
A blonde goes to the salon to get her hair done!. When the blonde sat down she told the stylist what ever u do don't take off my head phones I cann't live without them!. The blonde was asleep and the stylist needed to get underneath the head phones so she took the headphones off!. The blonde instantly dies!. The stylist listens to the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A duck walks in to a Butcher Shop and asks the butcher,"Got any grapes!?"
The Butcher replies,"No!.!.!. this is a butcher shop!.!. we don't sell grapes!."
"Oh, Okay!."
The next day the duck walks in to the shop and asks the butcher,"Got any Grapes!?"
"No," The butcher replies," You asked me that yesterday!"
The duck walks out of the store!.
The next day the duck walk into the store and asks the butcher again," Got a Grapes!?"
The butcher furious replies," NO!! if you ask me that ONE more tI'me im gonna staple you beak to the counter!!"
The duck thinks about this for a moment!.!.!. and soon replies," Got any staples!?"
"No!.!.!." The butcher answers!.
"Okay then, GOT ANY GRAPES!?

I always thought that was funny!.!.!. Then there is this one!.!. it pretty bad but its so bad its pretty funny!.!.!.

A Leprechaun walks up to a man and says," Got any quarters laddie, im a wee SHORT! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

a blond walked in a library and asked for fries,burger, and a milkshake!. the lady at the desk said " this is a LIBRARY"!. so the blond whispered " i'd like fries, burger, and a milkshake"

not that funny but the video is! http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=fXT3Sma4-rgWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama jokes are always great;

Yo mama so ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her!.!.!."

Just have a browse on google :DWww@Enter-QA@Com



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