Did you hear the joke about the dog on the roof???!
Question: Did you hear the joke about the dog on the roof!?!?!?
I havent either
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A young lady was watching the news one evening when they reported that a gorilla had escaped from the local zoo!. Just then she heard a thumping noise on her roof !.!.!. looking up, she saw that it was the escaped gorilla!. Quickly she called 911, and the dispatcher told her that help was on the way!.
A few minutes later, an old pickup truck with "Acme Gorilla Service" on the side pulled up!. A grizzled old man got out, looked up at her roof, and said, "Yep !.!.!. got yerself a gorilla there!."
He went over to his truck and got out his equipment: a long ladder, a big net, a 10-foot pole, a shotgun, and the meanest-looking dog the young lady had ever seen!. "What's all this for!?" she asked the man!.
"Well, see, what I do is climb up the ladder to the roof and poke that there gorilla with this here pole until he falls off the roof!. Then my dog runs up and bites him on the unmentionables, and that keeps him distracted until I can climb down and throw the net over him!."
"But what's the gun for!?" she asked!.
"That's for you!. Here, take it, and if that gorilla knocks *me* off the roof, shoot the ****ing dog!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few minutes later, an old pickup truck with "Acme Gorilla Service" on the side pulled up!. A grizzled old man got out, looked up at her roof, and said, "Yep !.!.!. got yerself a gorilla there!."
He went over to his truck and got out his equipment: a long ladder, a big net, a 10-foot pole, a shotgun, and the meanest-looking dog the young lady had ever seen!. "What's all this for!?" she asked the man!.
"Well, see, what I do is climb up the ladder to the roof and poke that there gorilla with this here pole until he falls off the roof!. Then my dog runs up and bites him on the unmentionables, and that keeps him distracted until I can climb down and throw the net over him!."
"But what's the gun for!?" she asked!.
"That's for you!. Here, take it, and if that gorilla knocks *me* off the roof, shoot the ****ing dog!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com