A couple more, anyone?!


Question: A couple more, anyone!?
Little Johnny's parents were having a party at their house!. One of the guests was observing Little Johnny, who would hold his chest whenever he bent down!.

After a few minutes, the woman asked Little Johnny, "Why do you hold your chest whenever you bend down!?"

Little Johnny said, "It is to keep my lungs from falling out!. One day my teacher was writing on the board, and the chalk fell down!. When she bent down to pick up the chalk, I saw her lungs come right out of her chest!"

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Little Johnny's teacher noticed that he was sporting a blackeye!. She asked him what happened!.

He replied, "Ma'm, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent's bed!? Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake, I said yes and the he punched me in the face"!.

"Ok, Johnny", the teacher said, trying to help, "the next time your dad asks you if you're still awake, don't answer, just lay still and pretend to be asleep!."

All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye!. The teacher asked him why he didn't follow her advice!.

Johnny explained, "Mam, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said "I'm coming'", and Mom said "I'm coming too", and I didn't want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, 'Let me just put on my slippers, I'm coming too!' and that's when my dad said, "you little liar!." and he punched me in the face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
both of them are great!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

the first ones gd, the 2nd not so much!.!.!.!.

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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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they wer ggggreat!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think you should stop now; possibly the two crappest jokes ever to have been put online!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol but why doesn't he sleep somewhere else!? stupid parents!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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