Who has a really funny joke for me today?!


Question: Who has a really funny joke for me today!?
!.!.!.clean, funny jokes, please!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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There was a mama mole a papa mole and a baby mole!. The mama mole and the papa mole were in the kitchen talking!. The baby mole entered the room!. The papa and mama went towards the window saying they both smell honey outside!. Because the baby was very fond of honey he went to try to look out the window too!. When he got there his mother and father were blocking the window!. He said, "O I with I could smell the honey too!.!.!.!. All I smell is molasses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have a cute kind of funny 1!.!.!. here goes!. A frog goes to the bank to get a loan!. The bank loan officer is more then happy to help!.At the end of the interview she ask Mr Frog "Do you have any collateral!?' Mr Frog says "whatever is that!?" She says "It's something of value in case you can't pay the loan back" Mr!. Frog says "I might have something of the sort at home, i will go and get it" He goes and comes back, tells her "I brought the collateral" shows it to her, she says"just one minute" she goes and shows it to the bank manager telling him" Mr Frog wants a loan, this is his collateral, I have no idea what it is" The bank manager says "It's a knick-nack you paddy wack now give the Frog a loan"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ode to a penis

I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick!.
You might think it quite harmless;
You might well find it sick!.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick!.

Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous!.
Ever since the early days,
When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh,
As something very precious!.


It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen!.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between!.
When erect it's quite a sight;
A purple love machine!.


It dangles neatly down below;
Obedient and loyal!.
Its seeds are hidden well within;
Awaiting some fresh soil!.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil!.


It has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild beast!.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least!.
You can't control its energy;
You must wait 'til it's ceased!.

Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure!.
Has it grown since last weekend!?
And when did you last measure!?
Still, no matter what its length;
It's something you should treasure!.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't!.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't!.
Did that lady notice it!?
You blush and hope she couldn't!.

Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought!.
Is seven inches long enough!?
It makes blokes quite distraught!.
They peek across in public loos,
And try not to get caught!.

Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe!.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Outdated and naive!.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick **** does relieve!.

Without this fabulous device,
No shag would be complete!.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat!.
And what a handy tool it is,
When one needs to excrete!.

The penis is quite marvelous;
It has so many uses!.
For women it is special too;
Excitement it induces!.
And babies can be procreated,
From its sperm-filled juices!.

And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail!.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail!.
Just look at it and feel proud;
And thank the lord you're male!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was driving back to work & was in a hurry,you know,running a little late!.!.!.and stopped behind a car at a red light!.I dropped a lit cigarette on my lap & when I reached down to get it my foot slipped off the brake padel & bumped into the car in front of me!.All of a sudden the driver's door on the car in front of me flew open and out walks a dwarf!.He was pissed and walked right up to me and said "I AM NOT HAPPY"!. To which I replied "well which one are you then!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

One day an old woman got on a bus and sat with her 4 year old Granddaughter!. The whole ride she said, "Hold on Marge, hold on, you will make it through Marge, just a little further Marge, just a little further, hold on!.!.!.!."

When she got off the bus, another woman told her, "That so nice of you to comfort little Marge!." The woman looked puzzled, "No, my Granddaughter's name is Ann, I'm Marge"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What time do dentists go to work!?

Tooth Hurty (like two thirty)




Why is Cinderella bad at soccer!?

She always runs away from the ball!Www@Enter-QA@Com

didn't you say clean!?

to the person above meWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do you get when you cross a mop and a dollar bill!?!?!.!.donald trump LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com



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