How do you stop it talking?!
Question: How do you stop it talking!?
A woman buys a parrot from her local pet store, saying "I want a quiet parrot though, as I want to be able to take him everywhere"!.
The shopkeeper ensures her that the parrot he sells her is nice and quiet!.
So she buys the parrot and, true to the shopkeeper's word, it hardly utters a sound!. Delighted, she takes it to church with her on Sunday!. Halfway through the sermon it says "It's f**king cold in here"!.
Shocked, the woman rushes out of church and goes back to the pet store first thing Monday morning!.
After she has explained what happened the shopkeeper says "Oh!. Well, he only does that in places he's not used to!. I'll tell you a little trick though!. If he does it again just pick him up by the legs and twirl him around your head a few times!. It might seem a little strange but it always works!."
So the following Sunday the woman again takes the parrot to church!. Again, halfway through the sermon the parrot says "It's f**king cold in here"!. As instructed, the woman grabs the parrot by its legs and swings it around her head a couple of times, then puts it back on its perch!.
After a little while the woman lets out a sigh of relief; the parrot has been completely silent for at least 5 minutes!. Then it says "F**king windy too"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The shopkeeper ensures her that the parrot he sells her is nice and quiet!.
So she buys the parrot and, true to the shopkeeper's word, it hardly utters a sound!. Delighted, she takes it to church with her on Sunday!. Halfway through the sermon it says "It's f**king cold in here"!.
Shocked, the woman rushes out of church and goes back to the pet store first thing Monday morning!.
After she has explained what happened the shopkeeper says "Oh!. Well, he only does that in places he's not used to!. I'll tell you a little trick though!. If he does it again just pick him up by the legs and twirl him around your head a few times!. It might seem a little strange but it always works!."
So the following Sunday the woman again takes the parrot to church!. Again, halfway through the sermon the parrot says "It's f**king cold in here"!. As instructed, the woman grabs the parrot by its legs and swings it around her head a couple of times, then puts it back on its perch!.
After a little while the woman lets out a sigh of relief; the parrot has been completely silent for at least 5 minutes!. Then it says "F**king windy too"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! that is funny!! thats a nice one! i really needed a laugh cuz i was in a bad mood! :-)
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thanks again!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeas!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com