Don't talk to the parrot?!
Question: Don't talk to the parrot!?
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman!. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat!. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque!."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike!. He won't bother you!. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen!. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work!.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling!. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Men just don't listen!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike!. He won't bother you!. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen!. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work!.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling!. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Men just don't listen!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
typical male
there ears are painted on
lol he he ha ha
we know best
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there ears are painted on
lol he he ha ha
we know best
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wow good one i will star !!!for such a good joke you should do some more that would be nice so thanks for the chuckle i will be waiting for more of your jokes!.???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha! Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.!.!.Hope he learned his lesson to listen next time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA tha was funny heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!. Made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hee hee hahaha!. Da parrot is a smart bird!. He was like " did u insult me!? Get him spike!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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oh my that was funny had to read it to the kids!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com