What happened to the mailman?!
Question: What happened to the mailman!?
A popular mailman around the neighborhood announces to the whole town, that he is moving in a few weeks!. Another town had agreed to give him a better pay!.
On his weekly schedule to deliver mail!. Upon the first knock on the door, the mailman notices a letter!. " If you stay I'll provide you a new jaguar every year, and a mini van for your wife," - Workman Willy!.
The next house he had on his scehdule no sooner as he knocked on the door, the mayor pulled hiim in, and said, " If you stay I'll double your salary, and establish a building to make sure your children have the top of the best education!."
The next house he went in, a wonderufl drop dead gorgeous woman brought him upstairs and gave him the best time of his life!. Went he proceeded to walk downstairs, on the table he noticed a 100 dollar bill with a sandwhich!.
He questioned the lady why the money and food!?
She replys," Last night i asked my husband what we should give you!. He said," screw him!." the money and food was mine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On his weekly schedule to deliver mail!. Upon the first knock on the door, the mailman notices a letter!. " If you stay I'll provide you a new jaguar every year, and a mini van for your wife," - Workman Willy!.
The next house he had on his scehdule no sooner as he knocked on the door, the mayor pulled hiim in, and said, " If you stay I'll double your salary, and establish a building to make sure your children have the top of the best education!."
The next house he went in, a wonderufl drop dead gorgeous woman brought him upstairs and gave him the best time of his life!. Went he proceeded to walk downstairs, on the table he noticed a 100 dollar bill with a sandwhich!.
He questioned the lady why the money and food!?
She replys," Last night i asked my husband what we should give you!. He said," screw him!." the money and food was mine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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uhhh!.!.!.alright i really don't get that much, would u mind elaberating a little more!?
I dont really know how to answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont really know how to answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com