I need a good laugh. Anyone have any good jokes?!


Question: I need a good laugh!. Anyone have any good jokes!?
Keep them RELATIVELY clean, please!.!.!.but you can stretch it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ok hmm!.!.!.!.!. let's see ummm!.!.!.!.!.!. oh, there's a burnett and she finds a lamp on the floor so she rubs it and out comes a genie!. the genie tells her she has 3 wishes but warns her that every wish she makes every blonde in the world has double her wish so she says ok genie for my first wish i wish i had a beautiful mansion and the genie says ok so now you have 1 mansion while all the blondes have 2 !. Then she says ok genie I wish I had a handsome husband genie says ok now you have one husband while all the blondes have 2!. Then the burnett says ok now for my third wish genie you see that stick over there I wish you would beat me half to death with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fred and George are walking their dogs!. Fred has a chihuahua and the George has a german shepard!. They are walking along and they come across a bar!. George says lets go in for a drink!. Fred says they can't because they have their dogs with them!. George says he has a plan and pulls out sunglassed from his pocket, puts them on, and walks into the bar!. The bartender yells to George that he can't bring his dog into the bar!. George says the german shepard is his guide
dog!. The bartender apologizes and lets George in!. Fred, amazed from George's idea, puts on his sunglasses and walks into the bar with his chihuahua!. The bartender yells at Fred that he can't bring his dog into the bar!. Fred says this is my guide dog!. The bartender then says, "Then why do you have a chihuahua as a guide dog!." Fred quickly yells out in anger, "WHAT! THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!!!!"

and also to the first person who answered the question
Wow you are too funny, I almost died laughing!. You should go on tour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Theres two drunk guys in a bar!. One says to the other!. Hey man, meet me on the roof in five min!. So the guy gets up there and the man is waiting for him!. Dude check this out, he says!. If you jump off this roof the updraft is soo much youll float back up!. Alright, lets see you!. So the man jumps off and sure enough after af ew seconds floats back up!. Wow, do it again!. So again he jumps and again he floats back up!. Let me try this!. The man jumps off and after a few seconds keeps falling!. After the sound of the man hitting the ground, the other turns around smiling!. He goes back down to the bar and orders another drink!. As the bar tender brings him his drink he says!. Your an a*s when you drunk!.
Srry for the "language"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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<hahaha!.!.!. im sorry but im really the cornyyyyy kind of person>Www@Enter-QA@Com



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