Was she cinderella?!
Question: Was she cinderella!?
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview!.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need!.' "Guess I was really into it, you know!?" he commented with evident embarrassment!.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him!.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor!. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin!."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence!.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin!?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said!.!.!.
"A pumpkin!? ****!.!.!.is it midnight already!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need!.' "Guess I was really into it, you know!?" he commented with evident embarrassment!.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him!.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor!. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin!."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence!.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin!?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said!.!.!.
"A pumpkin!? ****!.!.!.is it midnight already!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!!!! that's good! it's not the carriage, its the whole chick! have a star!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha another good one!. Have a star, not heard that one in a long time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha great joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one lol but ive heard it b4Www@Enter-QA@Com