Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a car!


Question: Be creative!. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign!.!.!.!?
What would you write on it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Coat-rack for hire!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When I lived in Houston I saw a guy on a corner with a guitar and a sign!. The sign read,

"Will jam for Blueberry Pie!"

I loved the sign so much I went to 3 grocery store till I found some of those little blueberry pocket pies and bought him half a dozen!

As I drove away he was jammin out!!!!! I'll never forget it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Maid, Butler,Nanny, Gardener
Yard Work, House Work, Child Care!.!.!.
You got it, for a few buck and a roof over my head!.

If for some reason all my friends and family died and there was no work whatsoever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

honk if you think im poor!.!.!.!.!.SOMEONE HONK FOR ONCE!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.honks uplift my spirit!.!.!.oh yeah!.!.you have to consentrait on the road!.!.well i cant do that bc i dont have a car to honk for the other ''poor'' people!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would write

"Someone give me a ride to a place I can get a job, because I'm really not dumb enough to stand out here and beg for money!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would probably write "CAN I HAVE A RIDE TO THE BANK PLEASE!?!?" then when someone came to give me a ride i would beat them up, steal their car, run it into the bank and steal all of the money!!!LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Will Dance for Hugs!

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i went homeless and all i got was this stupid cardboard sign !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Plzz help !!! I have fallen under the Busch administration and can't get up !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Give me a ride because I put the laughter in manslaughter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-- Money Recycling Center --
Drop used bills hereWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ninjas killed my family need money for kung-fu lessons=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

There's a $50 fee for reading this sign!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

GIVE ME MONEY FOR BEER
(I'm trying to turn over a new leaf, and first things first, Honesty)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Give me money or God will strike you dead !!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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