Up in Heaven?!


Question: Up in Heaven!?
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven!.

When they get there they are stopped by St!. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in!."

He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg!?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic!." So St!. Peter let her into heaven!.

Next he turned to the petty thief!. "How many people died on that ship!?" St!. Peter asked!. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1,
500!." St!. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven!.

Finally, St!. Peter turned to the lawyer!. He simply said to him: "Name them!."




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Answers:
haha nice!.!.!.!.
ok theres one for you too!.!.!.!.
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died!. St!. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died!."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful!. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him!. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere!. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips!. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands!. He fell, but landed in some bushes!. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him!. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died!."

St!. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in!.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died!. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man!. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge!. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer!. Luckily I landed in some bushes!. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St!. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job!.

"Tell me about the day you died!?", he said to the third man in line!.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator !.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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It was good! That's wrong that heaven worked the same as as Earth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your joke is ok!.!.!. but i feel bad for the lawyer!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

not too funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

not that funny but dang gotta name them doeWww@Enter-QA@Com

don't really get it!. can someone explain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't quite get it!.!.!. but STAR 4 u!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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