How do you find these jokes?!
Question: How do you find these jokes!?
*Rob and Tom apply for the same job!. They take a written test!.
“You both got the same number of questions wrong,” the HR person tells them, “but Rob gets the job!.”
“If we both got the same number of questions wrong, how come he gets the job!?” Tom asks indignantly!.
“Well,” says the HR person, “one of his incorrect answers was better than yours!.”
“Whoa, how can that be!?”
“For problem No!. 46, Rob wrote, ‘I don’t know!.’ You wrote, ‘Me neither!.’ ”
*Interviewing a college applicant, the dean of admissions asks, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be!?”
The student thinks it over, then answers, “The living one!.”
*Dr Smith asks his patient, “Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news!?”
Patient: “Give me the good news!.”
Dr Smith says, “You’re about to have a disease named after you!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“You both got the same number of questions wrong,” the HR person tells them, “but Rob gets the job!.”
“If we both got the same number of questions wrong, how come he gets the job!?” Tom asks indignantly!.
“Well,” says the HR person, “one of his incorrect answers was better than yours!.”
“Whoa, how can that be!?”
“For problem No!. 46, Rob wrote, ‘I don’t know!.’ You wrote, ‘Me neither!.’ ”
*Interviewing a college applicant, the dean of admissions asks, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be!?”
The student thinks it over, then answers, “The living one!.”
*Dr Smith asks his patient, “Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news!?”
Patient: “Give me the good news!.”
Dr Smith says, “You’re about to have a disease named after you!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
First one was the best, so I will give you a star for that one & 9/10 for the restWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow these are hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice jokes but are not unheard before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the laugh!! i thought they were great!=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
the living one!
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I find it too long but quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
1st was funniest - Thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good 'uns!. # 3 is great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!!! I liked the first one the most :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
these 3 short jokes r so funny!.!.!.!.!.
i liked them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
they are not long !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
they are not long !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com