Frog joke ...?!
Question: Frog joke !.!.!.!?
THE UGLY FROG
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company!. So, off to the pet shop she went!. She searched and searched!. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her!.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO!. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME!.
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY!.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else!. So, she bought the frog!. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her!.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!.'
So! The old lady f igured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog!.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince!.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS!.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FWww@Enter-QA@Com
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company!. So, off to the pet shop she went!. She searched and searched!. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her!.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO!. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME!.
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY!.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else!. So, she bought the frog!. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her!.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!.'
So! The old lady f igured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog!.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince!.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS!.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
she turned into the first motel she could find!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A frog!?
SMILE GOD LOVES YOU! =D
please answer mine! :-)
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SMILE GOD LOVES YOU! =D
please answer mine! :-)
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She took the place of the prince as the frog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Donkey(:Www@Enter-QA@Com
A layby and shagged him senseless!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
frog!!!
or a giant butterfly, yay butterflies!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
or a giant butterfly, yay butterflies!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!.!.
the old lady became a princess!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the old lady became a princess!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
From an old lady into a young princessWww@Enter-QA@Com
she turned into a frog right, r mayb a pretty young ladyWww@Enter-QA@Com
a froggy!!! ribbit!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Good Driver!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A catWww@Enter-QA@Com
wut i dont get it!. the old lady needs to get laid or something!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
a frog!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
well!.!.!.!.what happened!? Did she turn into a frogWww@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.an even older and uglyer frog!?!!?!!?! I love frogs yay frogs!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com