It's long, but is it worth a laugh?!
Question: It's long, but is it worth a laugh!?
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious!. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done!. One day, he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered!. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend!. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny explained everything to his mother!.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights!. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny!. He must have thought so too because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would!. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed too have trouble finding her heart!.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath!. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt!. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch!. This was when the fever started!. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT!.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick!.!.!. a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow!. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long!. HONEST! anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away!. When sis saw it she got really scared!. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that!. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake!
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off!. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go!.!.!. I guess it bit her back!. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again!.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so that she could get a scissor lock on it!. And he helped by laying on top of the eel!. The eel put up a hell of a fight!. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch!. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them!.
After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh!. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel!.!.!. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out!. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went courting on anyway!. He started hugging and kissing her again!. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all!. It jumped straight up and started to fight again!. I guess eels are like cats!.!.!. they have nine lives or something!.
This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it!. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel!. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet!.!.!."
Mother fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights!. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny!. He must have thought so too because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would!. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed too have trouble finding her heart!.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath!. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt!. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch!. This was when the fever started!. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT!.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick!.!.!. a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow!. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long!. HONEST! anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away!. When sis saw it she got really scared!. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that!. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake!
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off!. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go!.!.!. I guess it bit her back!. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again!.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so that she could get a scissor lock on it!. And he helped by laying on top of the eel!. The eel put up a hell of a fight!. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch!. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them!.
After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh!. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel!.!.!. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out!. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went courting on anyway!. He started hugging and kissing her again!. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all!. It jumped straight up and started to fight again!. I guess eels are like cats!.!.!. they have nine lives or something!.
This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it!. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel!. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet!.!.!."
Mother fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
F*cking hell, this is definitely worth a laugh! And a mighty good one too! Hahahaha!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its such a big but name little johnny was what made me keep reading and at the end its really worthy reading thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Superb very funny and all the better for being longer!. A true shaggy dog storyWww@Enter-QA@Com
God Bless Little Johnny! thanks for the giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
now thats a gem thanks mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
It is long but well worth it!. Thanks for sharing!. Very funny joke!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was a nice read!.!.!.!.not sure how it would be telling it though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!! you see the problem with little Johny is when u tell him the truth hell stay dirty minded and spread the dirt on his mates!.!.!.!.!.!.but then if u dont its gonna be worse!!!!i just love his jokes!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com